During my 22 years on this earth, I have eaten - some would say - an unhealthy amount of McDonald’s. I can’t argue with those people, nor would I want to. However, if it weren’t for me and my insatiable hunger for all things cheesy, perhaps you wouldn’t have this list, and more importantly, the answer to one of most importance questions ever: Which is the best McDonald’s cheese share box?

5) Mozzarella Dippers

Look, I realise no one is coming to McDonald’s for fine dining (despite how much my dad will complain about the blandness of his 99p cheeseburger) but what I think puts this fast-food chain high above all the others is that everything on the menu - burgers, nuggets, fries, etc - has a particular, addictive taste to it that you can’t find anywhere else. Perhaps there’s some super dark secret as to why this is, I don’t know - but what I do know, is that you can pretty much go to Aldi and buy the exact same tasting mozzarella dippers from there (and for cheaper too!).

4) Garlic Cheese Bites

McDonald’s latest cheesy endeavour leaves little to be desired. There’s nothing particularly bad about these cheese bites - the garlic gives it an extra kick - but there’s nothing great about them either. Let’s hope McDonald’s brings out something fresh and exciting next time.

3) Nacho Cheese Wedges

Ah, now we’re getting somewhere! I’ll admit, these nacho cheese wedges aren’t too spicy - but that’s a good thing for someone like me who has to inhale a gallon of water after having one (yes, one) salt and pepper chicken wing from my local Chinese takeaway. To paraphrase legend, star, and icon KeKe Palmer: “This one has a little spice to it!"

2) Cheese and Herb Melts

Oh, cheese and herb melts, how I love you so! The satisfying crunch as you chomp down; the burst of flavour on your tongue; their ability to make you want to scoff them down in one go. 10 out of 10, would definitely recommend to a friend.

1) Cheese Melt Dippers

There’s only one cheese share box that could ever take the top spot. It’s the go-to hangover snack, the reason for the season, the OG; the cheese melt dippers! No matter how late these will be delivered to me the morning after a night of regrets (UberEats, I’m looking at you), they’re always miraculously hot, delicious, and gooey. If cheese melt dippers have a million fans, I’m one of them. If cheese melt dippers have five fans, I’m one of them. If cheese melt dippers have one fan, it is me. If cheese melt dippers have no fans, I’m no longer alive.

A Definitive Ranking of McDonald’s Cheese Share Boxes From Worst to Best